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Six months ago, the world watched in horror as we lost an American city. "The Grinder." That's what the survivors of Tucson called the monster. Just one touch, and they became a part of it. It used their bodies as limbs... and as weapons. In just a matter of hours, it became a towering monstrosity, made entirely out of tens of thousands of people and animals. This isn’t behind-the-scenes bullshit from the point of view of the military. This isn’t yet another conspiracy theory about what really happened to Air Force One that night, nor is it about the decision to nuke Tucson. This is a rare, eyewitness account from someone who was there, amidst the destruction. Most importantly, this is the terrifying truth. © 2013 Necro Publications, LLC ℗ 2025 Soundbooth Theater

Waylon and his friends take a much-needed vacation to Disney World, only to find themselves caught up in another murder mystery when Joy Lucky drowns in their hotel pool. Both the past and "attack flamingos" catch up with Waylon as he tries to clear his name. Mitzi and Amalia are invited to ride on a parade float, the zombie team checks out an alligator farm, and Dr. Sang gets cozy with a sexy local medical examiner in this raucous romp through "The Happiest Place on Earth." © 2022 Falstaff Books, LLC ℗ 2025 Soundbooth Theater

Captain Perkins has once again dragged Waylon Jenkins, zombie and cosmetologist to the biggest Hollywood stars, into a murder case. Eyeless and missing hands, the bodies tingle the experienced officer’s "woo-woo" sense, and the captain demands that Jenkins help find the killer. Unfortunately, one of the victims is linked to Waylon’s favorite client, mononymous Hollywood “it girl,” Mitzi. Meanwhile, Jenkins’ new luxury cosmetic line struggles with several federal agencies, especially since “dehydrated zombie skin cells” aren’t an FDA-approved ingredient. To complicate matters, “Miss Mango,” Amalia, tricks Waylon into building a treehouse for a charity playground, and his executive assistant, Mrs. Betsy Ross, floats through the house in a fit of ghostly depression. Not to mention, a new mystery man has taken over as CEO of The Industries; and if that isn’t enough, Waylon desperately needs a body to loan him an ear. © 2022 Falstaff Books, LLC ℗ 2025 Soundbooth Theater

Waylon Jenkins can't die. He also can't let Dr. Samuel Early, his only hope of dying, go off on a mission to rescue a disembodied zombie in the heart of a Central American jungle without him. But even this skilled cosmetologist to the stars isn't fully prepared to blend-blend-blend himself into a convincing member of a strike team; not when his first instincts are to give moisturizer recommendations to sunburned vacationers. As Waylon and company delve into the jungle, they uncover a much bigger problem than the drug cartels. Someone is after Rodrigo Flores and his family, and it's personal. The only way to help the family get through it alive is to help Flores' daughter, Amalia, win the Miss Mango Pageant. Will Waylon's skills — and his famous friend and client, Mitzi (one name only) — be the team's secret weapon? Can Waylon get through it without breaking his vow never to make a zombie? And who is the mysterious “Señor Cinco” that seems to be behind it all? Hold on to your butt paste. This is going to get wild. © 2022 Falstaff Books, LLC ℗ 2025 Soundbooth Theater

Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.

Chapters 1-5 of Relict Legacy, Book 1: Earth Force 1 On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth. On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes. On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again. On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe. And on the fifth day, the warping began… There was no warning. A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living. Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless. All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up. Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence. Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex.

Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.

In 1845, spirit medium Lina Fox fights for control of High Falls. She uses her “spirit powers” to put mill owner Oswald Potts in his place. She blackmails banker Edward Grimly with a dark secret from his past. She turns the tables on Reverend Beech in his own church. Then she meets rival spirit medium Oliver Hollo, and he’s unlike anything she’s ever seen. © 2022 Mark Harris ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

Year 2286. Alex Bell has put in 20 years of work in the VR game Eternal Dominion -- a full-dive fantasy VRMMO game that accounts for around 20% of the world's economy. He had risen to the top as a vice guild leader, and thanks to his work his guild was steps away from truly standing with the other top guilds. Only fate decided to rip it all away at the last moment. After his fall, Alex awakens to see his 18-year-old self looking back at him in the mirror. It's 2266, and Eternal Dominion is set to launch in a matter of hours, but this time, things will be different. This time, he will succeed in life and make sure his friends and family are along for the ride ... even if he has to drag them along to do so. Note: Harem elements are introduced as the series progresses.

Joe Mulligan is looking for love, companionship, and romance… and that’s what the brochure said he was getting. Unfortunately, The Cult of the Gazing Star has no such thing planned for him. They had to lure a willing sacrifice in somehow, and as has always been the case, those looking for love, companionship, and romance are plentiful. So, having hooked the perfect, gullible, and hopelessly clueless candidate, these fanatics will finally summon the subject of their worship: a terrible being from beyond the veil of reality called Mag’rathlak the Observer. And although this devious cult had no intention of finding Joe a worthy companion, he may have found one all the same…

Daniel's (updated) guide to early retirement, version 2.0: Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. (Complete success. Except for the part where I was discovered and almost caught.) Hide out in a super-exclusive full immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. (Doing fine so far. They may have figured out that I’m in-game. Still, it’s a huge game, so no problem, right?) Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. (Two out of three ain’t bad. We’re just postponing the "live it up" part a bit.) Profit. (Still almost two years to go for that. Think happy thoughts!) He could have been way worse off. Sure, Daniel was stuck in-game as the local bard of a quaint village, but people were nice, the quests juicy, and the lore intriguing. Even so, with the mob on the lookout, Daniel would soon find himself sorely tested to avoid detection. Disclaimer: Still no harems in this series, even with a bard MC. Go figure. We’re going light on the cursing and less light on the puns. You were warned.

The Sullivans are a normal family. But after being transported to the magical world of Arenia, normal isn’t a luxury they can afford. It’s just another Thanksgiving for the Sullivans—until the walls disappear and they discover they are being transported to Arenia, a place where game rules are real and their Earthen ability to reincarnate grants them unlimited potential. Or it would, if the celestial administrator in charge of their case hadn’t mixed up longitude and latitude and sent the wrong family. Oops. Too bad he already faked their deaths. Now scattered throughout the Arenian wilderness and armed only with their Tomes—books containing all of their skills, accomplishments, and quests—the family members must discover a strength they didn’t know they had if they are going to survive long enough to find each other. Note: Contains some profanity and a turkey, but not a profane turkey. Personally, I’m fine with profane turkeys, but if that’s where you draw the line, you should know that there are none in this book. In fact, I’m going to promise you no profane turkeys for the entire series. That’s my gift to you. © 2021 P.A. Parsons ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

At 19, Bonnie Stanford is your average hardworking urban college student in Alaska—just a typical girl trying to find her place in the world while avoiding her psychotic parents. (Well, typical if you don't count the fact that she doesn't know that she's an un-awakened Vampire Queen.) Having just lost her job, Bonnie reluctantly accepts the request to house sit her parents’ place out in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska, while they go on a three-week vacation. Two days before they are due home (and she can go back to quietly ignoring them), however, Bonnie receives a strange package and a letter, both of which turn her world upside down. Suddenly, she finds herself at the top of the Supernatural Most Wanted List, just because she has to suck blood and can, oh, by the way, enthrall people. Being hunted by the Inquisition and vampire lords who wanna kill her or enslave her, with only an ancient Samurai who is just as wary of her as she is of him as a companion, Bonnie tries to handle the insanity she has just been immersed in. Will the tentative trust formed between the centuries-old warrior and the naïve young woman be enough to help her survive the dangers to come? Will the unlikely pair be able to overcome their fear of each other to survive the coming supernatural apocalypse? Or will Bonnie fall to the supernatural creatures seeking to bind her and use her to make their dark armies?

His muscles elastic and his mind fragmented, Connor Durham awakens on an unknown beach. In the distance before him is a black tower whose peak rises to meet the clouds. In the water behind him are beings who used to be human, their bodies warping and twisting into horrific new configurations. With nowhere else to turn, Connor runs for the tower. In the Kadath deep-sea mining facility, Lucas Kane feels haunted. He dreams of lives he never lived and hears whispers from people who don't exist. During his days, four gray figures vibrate in and out of focus behind him, their words mostly unintelligible mutters. But there's something else that he sees while both awake and asleep: a sphere, massive, metallic, and beautiful, which awaits him outside Kadath's walls at the bottom of the ocean. Separated by dimensions, these two men – and their unfolding stories – are intrinsically linked. As they descend deeper into the dark terrors of the unknown, they will draw inextricably closer together until, at last, both men find themselves trapped in the very depths of otherworldly madness. Welcome to Shattered Seas. Featuring the ENTIRE Soundbooth Theater cast and original music by Aaron J. Morton, Deep Madness: Shattered Seas will allow fans of the popular tabletop game to follow their favorite characters in a new and exciting way. ©2020 Byron Leavitt (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

A new space fantasy series where the guys are hot, the perils are many, and one rebel messenger holds the key to the survival of the human race. Lies aren't her only weapons against the fae... In the Halow system, one of Earth’s three sister star systems, tek and magic -- humans and fae -- are at war. Kesh Lasota is a ghost in the machine. Invisible to tek, she’s hired by the criminal underworld to carry illegal messages through the Halow system. But when one of those messages kills its recipient, Kesh finds herself on the run with a bounty on her head and a quick-witted marshal on her tail. Proving her innocence seems straightforward. Until a warfae steals the evidence she needs. The fae haven’t been seen in Halow in over a thousand years. And this one -- a brutally efficient killer able to wield tek -- should not exist. But neither should Kesh. As Kesh’s carefully crafted lie of a life crumbles around her, she knows being invisible is no longer an option. To hunt the warfae, to stop him from destroying a thousand-year fragile peace, she must resurrect the horrors of her past. Kesh Lasota was a ghost. Now she’s back, and there’s only one thing she knows for certain: nobody shoots the messenger and gets away with it. DragonCon Award finalist for Best Fantasy (Paranormal) 2018 Soundbooth Theater is proud to present this mind-bending tale from acclaimed author, Pippa DaCosta, expertly narrated by our rising star, Annie Ellicott. Supported by our very own vocal wizard, Jeff Hays, as the male cast, Annie brings the brooding enigma of Kesh Lasota to life with chilling clarity, giving her most compelling performance yet. The Soundbooth Theater Team for this production: Annie Ellicott - Narration Jeff Hays - Kellee, Eledan, and the Rest of the Male Cast, Sound Design Dalton Lynne - Editing and Proofing Griffin Malnar - Editing, Sound Design, and Mastering ©2018 Pippa DaCosta (P)2018 Jeff Hays

Warning: Monster Hunt NYC contains a light harem with monster girls, augmented reality, fantasy violence, a ton of action, and GameLit/LitRPG concepts. It was inspired by the Persona games, Pokemon Go!, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Shifters, giants, hungry beasts, the undead, creatures of legend, flying terrors -- you name it, New York City has it! Through the Monster Hunt app, Chase Knowles becomes the Alpha of two powerful Huntresses: one a half-dragon female fond of combat and banter, the other a cute warrior fond of reading spell books and wielding two killer blades. Their goal? Hunt these mythological creatures in the parks, rooftops, and back alleys of New York City; build a fighting party to compete in brawls and tournaments in the city and beyond; earn money; and try their damnedest not to get arrested. © 2018 Harmon Cooper ℗ 2019 Boycott Books and Soundbooth Theater Distribution

Zombie, Waylon Jenkins, is dead set on proving that cosmetology can save the world... What's a zombie — who also happens to be a cosmetologist — to do when dead bodies show up with missing limbs and the local police captain thinks the zombie did it? “After all,” the captain reasons, “who else needs the spare parts?” For Waylon, it involves being dragged into a deep cover zombie military unit where good moisturizer isn't enough to protect his friends or the peaceful life he's struggled to build. Besides, all he really wants to do is die. © 2022 Falstaff Books, LLC ℗ 2025 Soundbooth Theater

Everything has a price. Pangea Online is no different. Since leaving the orphanage, Esil has spent the past year toiling in the data mines of Pangea while watching the wealthy elite traverse its myriad of game worlds. His luck changes forever when he discovers a legendary Developer's Chest. The Premium Worldpass inside grants him unlimited access to all of Pangea. Now, Esil isn't just stuck watching as others explore Pangea. He can finally level up. With his newfound fortune, he enters a tournament to compete against some of the most skilled adventurers Pangea has to offer. He’s a long shot to win but for the first time in his life, being a kid from the slums has its advantages when he discovers a bug in the obscure data-mining class. With an even playing field, he might just have a shot. But, his in-game actions have real-world consequences and failure online threatens everything he holds dear. ©2017, 2021 S.L. Rowland (P)2022 S.L. Rowland

Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.

Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl. But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead. Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams? Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go. This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.

Chapters 1-5 of Relict Legacy, Book 1: Earth Force 1 On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth. On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes. On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again. On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe. And on the fifth day, the warping began… There was no warning. A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living. Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless. All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up. Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence. Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex.

Garralosh was a terror in the Dungeon below Liria. A monstrous beast, hunted by the Abyssal Legion who lay vengeful and plotting, prevented from reaching the second stratum. Yet she wasn't always this way. Once, she was a human, reborn to a new life on Pangera. How did she become such a monster? Let's find out....

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published) Danny Kendrick never wanted to be a hero. Honestly, he just wanted to make a living doing what he loved. That all changes when he angers the wrong guy and gets sent packing to another world. Stuck in something straight out of a Renaissance Fair, Danny quickly learns that there's more to life. Like magic, talking screens, and super hot elf assassins. Gifted an ancient lute, he becomes a target and it's up to him and his new barbaric friend, Curr, to figure out why.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published) Sometimes, life’s greatest lessons are found in failure… With the circumvention of Aurora’s grim fate—and a heavy heart at what’d been required to avoid it—Rowan and his budding Party take their first steps toward realizing their goals; Aurora, a brilliant young woman, is determined to uncover the truths behind her father’s disappearance. Nathaniel, the stalwart companion, is shackled by his name and longs to be free. Rowan, a wily old geezer, is compelled by his circumstances to turn their unlikely coalition into a force that can survive the fated calamity. Rowan once more dons the mantle of mentor as his growing Party looks to him for guidance. Lessons learned through tribulation are everlasting. Within the shadow of danger lurks opportunity. And oftentimes, the biggest threat is the one you don’t see coming... Don't miss Book 2 in the A SUMMONER AWAKENS Series, a Deck Building LitRPG utilizing a Card-based Magic System with loads of customization and steady power progression. Perfect for fans of All the Skills and Towers of Heaven, as well as games such as Slay the Spire, Hearthstone, and Gwent.

A team of relic hunters. A protected island fortress filled with enchanted artifacts. The quest that began it all. Join Tor on his first quest...which nearly became his last. Tor and his crew are sent the Isle of Enchanters to infiltrate the inner sanctum and investigate the ruins of a destroyed tower. The dangers lurking within are more extensive than Tor might have ever guessed. Join the quest and discover how he obtained his famous, enchanted weapon.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) Book 5 of the hit monster-evolution LitRPG series with nearly 30 Million views on Royal Road. About this Series: Jump into a rebirth story that mixes LitRPG and GameLit Elements with Monster evolution. Levels, Stats, Skills, Magic, Power Progression, Kingdom Building, Party Building, Army Building, evolution, a monster MC, gigantic enemies (compared to Ant at least), and plenty of humor fitting such an ludicrous premise.